Day Fifty Three:
The garage cage is nearing completion but, I don’t know whether or not it will work. My greatest fear is that once we open the garage, we won’t be able to get it closed in time. This is why Aj is going to deal with the ex-hume in the garage and I am going to standby upstairs to snipe anything that gets too close.
Hopefully, once I’ve picked off one or two, the herd will gravitate towards them instead of rushing towards the garage. Because if they do, we are in a world of shit. My chainsawed stairs seem like an adequate defense but, those bastards are still doing their best to dig through the roof so if they can get up there, they might be able to somehow climbed up to where we would have to be holed up.
So the plan is, once the cage is finished we let one or two of them into the garage while I gun down all their friends. Inside the cage there is a smaller cage with meat in it. Hopefully, they will go for the meat at which point AJ pulls a pin and a door drops locking them into a small area. Then, we deconstruct the main cage so that we can get the car out and go get supplies.
The more complicated the plan, the more potential for failure. But Aj assures me that it will work, so at the very least I have the promise of a man who is neither an engineer nor a wildlife specialist. So that means a whole lot to me.
Hopefully Aj will be able to trap someone attractive because if his cure works it would be nice to have some eye candy around here. Also, if I have time I am going to try steal the picture of Aj’s retarded cage sketch that he showed me in order to sell me this insanity. Seriously, an artist he ain't.
The garage cage is nearing completion but, I don’t know whether or not it will work. My greatest fear is that once we open the garage, we won’t be able to get it closed in time. This is why Aj is going to deal with the ex-hume in the garage and I am going to standby upstairs to snipe anything that gets too close.
Hopefully, once I’ve picked off one or two, the herd will gravitate towards them instead of rushing towards the garage. Because if they do, we are in a world of shit. My chainsawed stairs seem like an adequate defense but, those bastards are still doing their best to dig through the roof so if they can get up there, they might be able to somehow climbed up to where we would have to be holed up.
So the plan is, once the cage is finished we let one or two of them into the garage while I gun down all their friends. Inside the cage there is a smaller cage with meat in it. Hopefully, they will go for the meat at which point AJ pulls a pin and a door drops locking them into a small area. Then, we deconstruct the main cage so that we can get the car out and go get supplies.
The more complicated the plan, the more potential for failure. But Aj assures me that it will work, so at the very least I have the promise of a man who is neither an engineer nor a wildlife specialist. So that means a whole lot to me.
Hopefully Aj will be able to trap someone attractive because if his cure works it would be nice to have some eye candy around here. Also, if I have time I am going to try steal the picture of Aj’s retarded cage sketch that he showed me in order to sell me this insanity. Seriously, an artist he ain't.
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