Day Seventy Six:
We have been trying for days now to capture an ex-hume so we could all sit back, make some popcorn and watch this weeks latest installment of ex-humes gone wild! But despite numerous ideas and attempts to catch another one, every attempt has been met with failure.
Christ, as recent as two weeks ago it seems like you could just tie a needle filled with tranquilizer to a stick, push the stick out the window and you would have one sleepy time monster. But now, I don't know. Fresh meat in the road didn't work, screams didn't work, AJ even put a beer out there just in case but nothing. Nothing at all.
What we need is one of those shark cages that they used to use to film great white sharks. Just put me in the middle of the street with a tranquilizer gun, then have AJ and Arnold shoot every other ex-hume that won't back away. Problem solved.
But even then, I think they are learning. And they know that although they have superiority in numbers, we have the power of thought. More as it develops.
We have been trying for days now to capture an ex-hume so we could all sit back, make some popcorn and watch this weeks latest installment of ex-humes gone wild! But despite numerous ideas and attempts to catch another one, every attempt has been met with failure.
Christ, as recent as two weeks ago it seems like you could just tie a needle filled with tranquilizer to a stick, push the stick out the window and you would have one sleepy time monster. But now, I don't know. Fresh meat in the road didn't work, screams didn't work, AJ even put a beer out there just in case but nothing. Nothing at all.
What we need is one of those shark cages that they used to use to film great white sharks. Just put me in the middle of the street with a tranquilizer gun, then have AJ and Arnold shoot every other ex-hume that won't back away. Problem solved.
But even then, I think they are learning. And they know that although they have superiority in numbers, we have the power of thought. More as it develops.
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